My hair is really poofy before I straighten it :////



Would non alcohol-free mouthwash be considered an edge break? Just curious. —Anonymous

sxeworldwide:

Nope.

Chug that shit bro

Wait, NON-alcohol-free mouthwash?

NO DON’T CHUG THAT SHIT BRO


Ian MacKaye is a homophobe and racist? —Anonymous

sxeworldwide:

Hmm…

Well he is a white heterosexual American male, so……

I think this answer writes itself:

wut.


You guys fucking suck —Anonymous

sxeworldwide:

Mom, you promised you would stay off my Tumblr

I’m your kid - if I suck, it’s your goddamn fault

extrasad:

I JUST WANNA GET HOT CHOCOLATE WITH YOU AT SOME CUTE DINER AT 3 AM AND DRIVE AROUND WITH YOU AND TALK ABOUT DUMB STUFF AND KISS YO U


dutchster:

*stands behind a cute girl while pretending to talk loudly on the phone*
"yeah too bad it’s valentine’s day and i’m single. such a shame given my huge dick and expert lovemaking skills. i guess i’ll just have an expensive dinner all by myself"


avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage


brcnurie:

hi friends !! i decided awhile ago that i was gonna give away one of the limited edition girls/girls/boys shirts (which are now unavailable) the shirt is in a size medium !!

so the rules are simple:

  • must be following me (and i will check)
  • reblogs count (you can reblog as much as you like), likes don’t (but u can like it to save it!)
  • no give away blogs
  • i am shipping world wide
  • i will be using a random generator to pick the winner 
  • have your ask box open so i can contact you if you win 
  • i’ll be picking the winner in a little over a week (i’ll keep you updated)

good luck !!


"I like art, and by art I mean music, poetry, sex, paintings, the human body, literature.. All of this is art to me."

—Hunter Reveu  (via dunkel-geist)

thenate-harold:

sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

In honor of back-to-school.

FCUK


paramorre:

[3/100] Favourite Pictures of Alex Gaskarth [Credit]


antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.


f-o-u-r-s-t-r-i-n-g-s:

tragicians:

i don’t necessarily want mcr to get back together but i desperately want to see all four of them in the same room together

hanging out and playing around like the best friends they are and talking about their new music careers


Title: Jesus Christ
Artist: Brand New
Played: 12658 times







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